“Just bottle it all up. And if you ever find yourself in a situation where she’s at the top of a tall ladder and you’re at the bottom, push the ladder and pretend it was an accident. I hear it happens all the time.” —~ Connor.
Myself and Stuart discussing his future:
- Stu: I'm e-mailing people. I'll be mortified if everyone says no though, because then the dream is over.
- Me: Have you no other dreams?
- Stu: I have some, but I've not found attractive enough blonde twins yet, so they're on hold.