When trying to discuss JME:
Mike: One presumes that by reference to standard that one reads the evening paper of the same name, yes?
Click: Sieger →
It’s a Hadrian’s wall of inappropriate erections– ~ Connor
Connor: I'm still pretty sure he's a good looking man
Me: Not to Brij.
Connor: I would.
Me: Quoting this, you massive bum-fucker.
Me: You knifed your face?
Stu: Kind of.
Stu: Do you think I should pursue drinks with this girl?
Me: Do you think you'll have a good time?
Stu: I'd hope so.
Me: Do it then.
Stu: Also, maybe we'd end up kissing and playing with each other's bits.
Connor: actually, how long has it been since I made you choke? (Also this definitely sounds like cock sucking now).
Me: I don't know. I should start writing things like this down.
Connor: A timeline of me making you choke? Not me choking you, as I almost typed, as that's actually a much worse timeline...
Me: 4 days since Connor choked me. I'm having withdrawal symptoms.
Connor: On the upside, you've regained the ability to eat solid foods. \o/
It’s like delicious old man sweets, but hardcore– ~ Connor on Werther’s Original Vodka
Want to cook with cum? →
Eight of the creepiest trees on Earth →