December 2010
25 posts
“If he’d have caught us he would have just played it off like it was a great big joke and he found it hilarious, whilst a single tear rolled into his dirty beard”
—~ Connor
“I really am very lazy though, I might get into a horrible accident. That way I’ll have people just look after me 24/7 as I’m nearly a vegetable, and I bet they’ll shave me. No one in a coma has a beard.”
—~ Connor
Silent shitting:
- Stu: The trick is to lay a few pieces of paper on the water, then guide your salvo down onto it. I used to do that at uni
- Me: Oh, Stu
- Aaron: Man, I wouldn't care at Uni, I'd make noises.
- Stu: It helps to avoid fudge smudge and makes it slide easier too.
- Me: I really need him to die
- Connor: Just kill him, it can't be hard
- Me: Seen the size of me?
- Connor: Ok, I have a plan.
- Connor: We'll visit him, we have his address. I knock on his door and hide, you stand at the bottom of the garden and say "Hey, I want to have sex with you", you're also holding a kebab (just to make sure he's going to run towards you) then just as he begins to leave, I hit him in the back of the head with a hammer
- It's very simple.
- Me: Hahaha
“I know everything about you, and I know that I know”
—~ Aaron
“Hells yeah, let’s do the horizontal monster mash”
—~ Jason
“Anyway, I don’t need his dick cheese all over me, I bet if we touched dicks we’d just stick.
You’d have to peel us apart.” —~ Connor
You’d have to peel us apart.” —~ Connor
