December 2010
25 posts
“If he’d have caught us he would have just played it off like it was a...”
– ~ Connor
“I really am very lazy though, I might get into a horrible accident. That way...”
– ~ Connor
Silent shitting:
Stu: The trick is to lay a few pieces of paper on the water, then guide your salvo down onto it. I used to do that at uni
Me: Oh, Stu
Aaron: Man, I wouldn't care at Uni, I'd make noises.
Stu: It helps to avoid fudge smudge and makes it slide easier too.
Me: I really need him to die
Connor: Just kill him, it can't be hard
Me: Seen the size of me?
Connor: Ok, I have a plan.
Connor: We'll visit him, we have his address. I knock on his door and hide, you stand at the bottom of the garden and say "Hey, I want to have sex with you", you're also holding a kebab (just to make sure he's going to run towards you) then just as he begins to leave, I hit him in the back of the head with a hammer
It's very simple.
Me: Hahaha
“I know everything about you, and I know that I know”
– ~ Aaron
“Hells yeah, let’s do the horizontal monster mash”
– ~ Jason
“Anyway, I don’t need his dick cheese all over me, I bet if we touched...”
– ~ Connor
